As I spend my time lurking around the internet absorbing knowledge like some sort of mutant brain sponge from another world, I come across many interesting things, and because of my eccentric nature, I must own them all, every one of them, no matter how useless and irrelevant. Stop looking at me like that. You know I needed that vintage ice cube crusher and I couldn't live without that box of unopened ZIP disks. Anyways, here are some items to fill in the cracks of my list.